this. is very funny.
you may read till the end, or give up halfway and look at the end of the post.
btw, these are copied and pasted emails i received in my yahoo!inbox o______________0
email #1:
Our Dear Certified Winner,
The Board of Directors of COCA COLA LOTTERY PROMOTIONS announces to you as 1 of our 10th lucky winners of this month draw held on 15th of October 2007. and your email was attached to ticket number (4FKAW2006) and ballot number (BT:28142006/22) All 10 winning Email Addresses were randomly selected from emerged alongside with 9 other as the first category winner.Consequently you have therefore been approved for a total pay out of £1,000,000.00 prize winning (One million Pound)only. Please note that, you are to contact Mr. Kenneth Smith your claims validiting officer immediately with the e-mail given below.Name: Mr. Kenneth Smith,Phone: +44-703-189-8008Fax: +44-707-505-5400E MAIL: mrkenneth_smithonline@yahoo.co.uk Endeavour to email this following to your validiting officer that will file out your claims immediately. PAYMENT PROCESSING FORM:1. NAME IN FULL:2. ADDRESS:3. NATIONALITY:4. AGE:5. SEX:6. OCCUPATION:7. PHONE/FAX:8. COUNTRY OF RESIDENCE:9. CURRENT EMAIL ADDRESS:Congratulations once again.
Sincerely,Mrs. Alice Caldwell.COCA COLA LOTTERY CO-ORDINATOR
email #2:
This is to inform you that you have been selected for a cash prize of£1,500,000(One Million Five Hundred Thousand Pounds Sterling ) held on the 15th September,2007 in London The selection process was carriedout through random selection in Our computerized email selection system(ess) from a database of over 100,000 email Addresses drawn from whichyou were selected. Contact our fiduciary agent for claims with:Mr Edison WalkerPhone Number:+44 703 1912 825Phone Number:+44 703 1910 546E-mail:payofficer_edisonwalker@yahoo.co.uk Fill the below:1. Name: 2. Address 3. Marital Status: 4. Occupation: 5. Age:6. Sex: 7. Nationality: 8. Country of Residence: 9. Telephone Number: Sincerely, Sir.kolyn parkins Online coordinator for The British .National Lottery.Sweepstakes
email #3:
REFERENCE NUMBER:UK/9420X2/68Batch Number: 074/05/ZY369PROMOTIONS/ PRIZE AWARD DEPARTMENT. 60 Merriman Road Blackheath London SE3 8RZ England. BONUS LOTTERY PROMOTION PRIZE AWARDS WINNING NOTIFICATION
This is to inform you that you have been selected for a cash prize of £1,350,000(One million, three hundred and fifty thousand, pounds sterling) held on the sunday 14 oct 2007 .The selection process was carried out through random selection in ourcomputerized email selection system(ess) from a database of over 250,000 email addresses drawn from which you were selected. your e-mail address emerged as one of two winners in thecategory \\\"A\\\" with the following winning information: To file for your claim, please contact the processing agent; Mr. Benard Wolds,Email: irish_customerdept01@hotmail.comTel :+44 70457 36906Tel :( +44)-7045726069Claims Requirements:Full Legal Name:...Age:.........................Gender:..................Occupation:........... phone:...................Address:................Country:...............
Yours Sincerely, Mrs. Lewis Braxton, Executive (International Sweepstakes).IRISH LOTTERY BOARD
and then yesterday i received a letter from reader's digest, with a KEY in it. and i looked at the pamphlets and stuff and realised that they were crap. apparently, im a 13 yr old who has stood a chance to win a toyota car o_________0 and the key was a CAR KEY. o____________0
nownownow. i think im severly UNDERAGE to receive all these lucky draws and lottery crap. like imagine me with a car T_T i'll probably just crash 1minute after getting my hands on the steering wheel.